Reluctantly, Rachel

reluctantlyrachel:

I sold pants to Ursula Vernon today. Huh.

do tell

I helped her find her pants and was ringing her up at the register. She popped up in our customer database, and I was all “Oh, Ursula Vernon like the author,” and she said “Yeah, I am the author.” Turns out she had a Pants Emergency on the way to meet with a publisher. IF YOU’RE READING THIS MS VERNON I’M SORRY I COULDN’T FIND ANY GRAY PANTS FOR YOU I HOPE THE BLACK ONES ARE OKAY

I sold pants to Ursula Vernon today. Huh.

lynndeed:

tonight at work my coworker was guessing everyone’s ages and she guessed 18 and she was genuinely very surprised when I said 22.

awww little babby jrdn

Don’t feel too bad, my coworkers almost shit themselves when they found out I’m old enough to drink.

forlackofabettercomic:

I think I’m going to actually get some of these printed just to give out to people on a daily basis.

Boss told me to do something I’m not authorized or trained to do and got mad when I messed up.

Unpacking four shipments of kinky lingerie has made me realize I am the most profoundly unsexy person in the world.

Me: Welcome to our store! How can I help you?
Customer: I'm looking for something that doesn't exist and I'm going to get mad at you when I can't find it.
Me: :<

My mom said that since it’s easy to get dehydrated at work, I should drink a lot on my days off.

I think she meant water, but whatever.