Reluctantly, Rachel
To the tune of “Going to the Chapel”

Goooooin’ to the gun store

and I’m

Goooooonna get arrrmed~


My mother, ya’ll.

Posted 4 months ago
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I need you to climb out the upstairs window.
“
— My mother, while holding a sledgehammer.
Posted 4 months ago
Tagged: my mother, Conversations with my mother, family, .
So my mom is a huge Paul Ryan fangirl

She went to a rally where he spoke today and texted me like she was at a Beatles concert.

HE WAS SO CLOSE

WE’RE LIKE FIVE ROWS BACK

HE’S RIGHT THERE

HE’S LIKE THE ALL-AMERICAN BOY

HE IS MY LOVE

SENDING PICTURE

RIGHT NOW

Posted 8 months ago
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My mom said that since it’s easy to get dehydrated at work, I should drink a lot on my days off.

I think she meant water, but whatever.

Posted 11 months ago
Tagged: work, job, drinking, my mother, conversations with my mother, .