May 2013
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i wish beer delivered
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alexds1:
visual representation of getting your period unexpectedly at work
you can’t unknow this
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American Christianity has created a culture of theological permanence, where...
– Stephen Mattson, “Christians: It’s NOT a Sin to Change Your Beliefs” (via kre-do)
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DiCaprio and Mulligan, meanwhile, don’t seem like star-crossed lovers so much as...
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People Magazine’s review on ‘The Great Gatsby’
READ A BOOK
(via keut)
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ironelk:
Today my art history professor gave some words of wisdom:
Nude is when your clothes are off. Naked is when your clothes are off and you’re up to something
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jacklullaby:
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unfollower:
men should take advantage of the lack of dress code rules set for guys and wear mini skirts and tank tops to school every day
OH MY GOD LAST YEAR THE DUDES ON MY CLASS HAVE DONE IT
AND THEY GOT ALL CALLED IN THE PRINCIPAL’S ROOM
BUT THEY DIDNT GET IN TROUBLE BECAUSE
THEY SAID EXACTLY IT “BUT THOSE RULES ARE ONLY FOR GIRLS”
I’M NOT EVEN JOKING
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I’m not brave any more darling. I’m all broken. They’ve broken me.
– Ernest Hemingway (via seabois)
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Abercrombie & Fitch Refuses To Make Clothes For... →
halffizzbin:
thegirlwhocriedfandom:
Abercrombie and Fitch has decided that anyone over a size 10 jean isn’t sexy enough for their clothing line, and doesn’t want them shopping in their stores and sullying their clothes. They decided to only hire good looking people so that only good looking people will come into their store.
“It’s almost everything. That’s why we hire good-looking people in...
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everythingoffendsme:
My point becomes stronger as I make the text bolder.
My point becomes stronger as I make the text bolder.
My point becomes stronger as I make the text bolder.
My point becomes stronger as I make the text bolder.
MY POINT BECOMES STRONGER AS I MAKE THE TEXT BOLDER.
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ejacutastic:
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harrysgettinhead:
leggings as pants are fine as long as i can’t see your vagina outline like i’m not signing up for that shit
because it’s all a big secret right
secret leggings
secret vagina
secret
NO I JUST REALLY DON’T WANNA SEE OTHER GIRLS’ VAGINAS OK MY GOD THIS IS NOT A SOCIAL ISSUE I JUST DON’T LIKE LOOKING AT STRANGERS’ GENITALS
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I will no longer apologize, either for my faith or my complexion. It is not my...
– Seema Jilani, Huffington Post (via thepeacefulterrorist)
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Some liberals hoping for Waco-like massacre at... →
thefreelioness:
againstpower:
Some of the few comments:
“Adam Kokesh sounds like the second coming of David Koresh to me.”
“If it went to that extreme end, the phrase ‘cold, dead hands’ might be in play for these ‘patriots’.”
“The police could tear gas them, throw a net over em all and ship them all to Guantanamo.”
“Kokesh’s “ending” may resemble that of his almost-namesake, Koresh. Is...
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I chipped a tooth. I don’t want to go to the dentist because she warned me this would happen if I didn’t get a retainer.
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The Church desperately needs creative heretics. A “creative heretic,” an...
– John Sloat, A Handbook for Heretics (via hammereddrunkwithfaith)
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fuckyeahursulavernon:
reluctantlyrachel:
I sold pants to Ursula Vernon today. Huh.
do tell
I helped her find her pants and was ringing her up at the register. She popped up in our customer database, and I was all “Oh, Ursula Vernon like the author,” and she said “Yeah, I am the author.” Turns out she had a Pants Emergency on the way to meet with a publisher. IF...
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I sold pants to Ursula Vernon today. Huh.
April 2013
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I remember when buzzfeed was just something I did in college around 2AM.
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President Obama at WHCD.
“Haha, ha. ha.” - the 94,000 federal prisoners and 240,000 state-confined inmates being held for drug offenses.
(via ilyagerner)
hypocritical asshole.
(via thefreelioness)
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The pancakes from last night’s mu shu pork hardened like taco shells, so Mu Shu Tostadas for lunch.
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What is truth? For the multitude, that which it continually reads and hears.
– Oswald Spengler (via thefreelioness)
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